mom

might return!

oh boy. It’s fun. But I have a tendancy to stay home..baby sitting.haha

I, aiko

Tanaka is extremely sensitive. I don’t know why people say things and thinks I can handle it. I didn’t want to run infront of people because my bf in in highschool told me I run like bubble head.( Trust me, I was innocent back then. haha.holding hands meant dating.) KGB. Korean Big Head.

don’t come to my show thinking I will pick on you. I will praise you. 

See you at 26th, comedy store.

hugs.xo

My edamame beans!!

Ice.

Ice house

If you love me, come see me. annex. small room. 

email me for tix. you get to touch me as room is small. but I have ocd, so fist bump you. 

aiko@aikotanaka.com for tix.

I finally fell in love. bit tempted to go to Macy Grey FRA thingy, but should stay and work so I can make things better for my love. He’s only one. I’m gonna buy him all the shiny yummy things with gravy on top. He called and fart. He failed and pooped in pants. whoa. First man wh...Read more

dear diary

I hope my mom’s feet is fine. Diabetes sucks.  I want to be there to rub her feet. soon, very soon.

I had busy week. Senior citizen’s play was cool. 

I learned sometimes if need to keep my issues to myself. 

cleaning two ear holes at the same time with two q tips will not save time. it’s quite dangerous. 

I’m going to get me a dog that don’t shed. My friend just gave a birth and I almost broke my water out of joy. 

god bless you.

I miss your comments. where are you, my peeps?

came

I came home and there was Russian immigrants family were eating Borsch.  exciting.maybe they have vegi Pirogi! It’s a pie stuffed with onion and mushroom. I texted mom. ” Mom! finally I got adopted by Russian familly. My second mom is very chunky and she calls me my shishe kebab.”  

Why everyone so serious all the time? I think they should do a biz. of renta fam.

LOVE!

Have a good 4th of July.

PLEASE DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE.

EAT AND DRIVE is so much more fun. Have a teriyaki chicken bowl.

Shout out to peeps.

FRA, Peachies (Soul sistah!), Beyonce,  Love of my life,Mom!  nephew, yasuko, Calista, FM, Nikki& D, my bro Renan. Umm.. Just realized I don;t have many close friends… If I forgot you, you are in my heart. oh.. here I go.. Aaron, Jasonchang, blutaski,vai,Markster( thank you for making t-shirt with my face) A-to-ni, massimo, peter, all the people who comments. I think most of you ...Read more

Far East movent is not so far..

When you see white girls on the dance floor.

Happy Pho’s of July to my Asianeese. I want my soup.(no meat.) Yesterday was historic moment. 3 Asian rappers. Head lining. Roxy. Rock the show. They were awesome. So many people went home happy. I want to do that! Lift up every one’s spirit. I realized I can’t get sad bout Lil things. like oh, I missed going to amusement park. I missed to Tivo Home shopping for blender. Because I have to aim something higher, and keep on reaching for it. I just wanna make you all happy. Thr...Read more

How do you like your egg?

I like hard boiled. I’m gangsta like that, son. Sunny side up is for kids.

Last nite, awesome chat. Mr. David choi. Ms. peachies, Aiko Tanaka. Mr. God.@ FRA. Wow. Many thanks to the people who came by.

FRA LIVE

Check out me and Peachies on FRA LIVE. Tonight 7pm PST. We’re going to be interviewing David Choi.

http://framagazine.com/live/davidchoi

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