I was 11 and had just learned how to cycle. Da moment mom asked to buy groceries I seized the opportunity to hit da road. With both hands on handle, I leapt onto da saddle... WHAM!!!... Slam sat on me newly blossomed Testicles...

Mom screamed why da hell am I not out da gate yet. With my back facing her crouching on me bike and balls up my throat I couldn't make a sound. Only managed to slowly raise my trembling right hand signalling...

"I'm gonna need a minute here mom..."

PS: It was a brand new red BMX...

One hysterical giggle for da Trekkies... Eric Ian Chan

Justin Joe Pang You gon' love this...

So at da Zahp Fahn (Economy Mixed Rice) place, a complete dork of a young man was picking through a pan of Stewed Pork like it was a Science Project, for a good 2 minutes...

DAT'S ALMOST THE ENTIRE DURATION OF A COMMERCIAL BREAK LAH BASTARD!!!!!...

Where's a good Zahp Fahn (Economy Mixed Rice) place in P.J. and Damansara dat opens till late like, 9pm? 10pm?

OneTwoJaga, Filem Wajib Tonton Sempena Hari Malaysia. Ayuh ke panggung.

OneTwoJaga #BukanfilemacahDeep #jagajaga #16September

One of those very rare times when I feel like having one...

When you're standing by to shoot and Conga by Gloria Estefan and The Miami Sound Machine blasts out from da mamak... Nobody resists da Conga beat...

Wow... Now THAT'S movie magic...

Forget Vibrators Ladies!!! Here comes Turbo Orgasmo!!!...