FleetwoodFacts: Thunder only happens when it's raining, players only love you when they're playing.

RT @Gizmodo: Mike Myers returns to SNL as Dr. Evil to make fun of North Korea: http://t.co/sRHSE1oyZf http://t.co/5G2uNv78b6

@dontegreeneCOS Well when u come thru we'll make you a homemade one!

Missing that hog over there huh? "@dontegreeneCOS: Ham and bacon grill cheese sounds good right bout now! #BaconLover ????"

"NOOooooooo!" - Miami Hurricanes fans after hearing Gruden is stuck in the booth for 6 more years. @MikeRyan790 @LeBatardShow @Stugotz790

@MikeRyan790 Please do the "Melo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh" chant again. @Stugotz790 http://t.co/Kbb1OtLNb0

@drafus I went to bed and we were down 14-13, I woke up and their 14 got flipped to a 41. So sad.

Evening walk through Hong Kong Park. http://t.co/KoBwm4ef5v

Zoé & her best friend DJ Roomba by @irobot. Okay maybe it's my best friend. http://t.co/dVZjYmrGlu

Only wake me up if the #Dolphins are about to win. Otherwise good night Hong Kong. @Nfl @MiamiDolphins