Siri, I said visual FX, not visual sex. Siri has a #dirtymind.

Just saw a dog with a Go-Pro attached. What is going on?

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I wonder if Imperial Officers would be more motivated if #DarthVader force choked their balls. They'd never repeat the same mistakes!

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Legend of #Korra finale was amazing! Spoiler Alert, sith lightning happens at one point! #starwars

If your kids haven't seen Star Wars, you're a terrible parent.

Which celeb's daughter loved my T-shirt at the Geekies?

I hear #StarWars in everything! Opening Narration from Legend of #Korra: "Only the Avatar (Chosen One) can master all four elements and bring balance to the world (Force)."

First time I got carded for an R rated movie, forgot they even did that, or that movies even have ratings.