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Greatest accomplishment of 2015: Reaching full emoji status.

Got my run on tonight w the #boyleheightsbridgerunners + homie @staysubversive. ????? Community is always beautiful. Feeling stroooong. #lookinlikeaqtip #usedqtip @boyleheightsbridgerunners

SEX

Ever keep messing up that cateye eyeliner til it gets way thick then your like fuggit let me just sock that guy with the ponytail next to me fuck the patriarchy teehee. #ohtuesdays

NEWDOOOOH.

✈✈✈. January 2016.

HOLIDAY MEMREEZ 2015. So much food and fun. Hashtag blessed.

Merry holiday, instafriends! Thank you always for your support for my shenanigans! Headed to China, Taiwan in January to make food and travel videos! Like Anthony Bourdain...but ME. What are you looking forward to in 2016?