Floods, fires, possible nuclear attacks. Haven't left my house all weekend. It's ok I got enough food for another month. #Spam15YrShelfLife

LA is having the biggest fires in history. Praying for the safety of our fire fighters.

Staaaahhhhhppppp! https://t.co/x5gXWjVcaf

I hope you're speaking for the gelato https://t.co/19mYDaVOBw

That's what I say! But I once dated a guy who wouldn't eat left overs. Needless to say that didn't last long. https://t.co/e5QNzumsBN

Sorry but I didn't more to LA until nearly a decade after that https://t.co/wA2YzIJVEd

This Empty-Out-The-Kitchen-Game is gonna be harder than I thought. https://t.co/ixCOkfhzUk

Found this in my freezer one of my many house guests left. Don't know if I should love them or hate them for this n… https://t.co/jJyK94iSrg

Sorry to hear that. Hope things get better for you. https://t.co/8hWTT6vgur

Happy birthday Larry! https://t.co/1hTYcbqdsc