TsuiWah is out of egg sandwiches at 9:45 at night. #HKProblems

Two promo trucks on Sai Yeung Choi St. Condoms and ice cream, or #MongKok in a nutshell. https://t.co/5sEzAS8AyW

Stay classy, China.

So will Chinese netizens say Michael Phelps should be DQ'ed because of his weed use? Or would that just prove @_mackhorton was right?

Can anyone recommend a good (bilingual) doctor in Shatin?

Just tell the Chinese that you're in 'traditional Vietnamese fishing grounds.' They can't argue with that.

Ugh. Can we bury her under the ash heap of history?

On one hand, I wouldn't miss it. On the other, this is just today's example of CCPee Pants.

Because they're better than you, Captain F@#$stick.

[raises hand, grins sheepishly]