Woman's English and Man's English

This was pretty accurate!

DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON’T WORK

TAKE 3 MINUTES TRY THIS - IT'S FUN!

NO CHEATING!!!!

THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.

DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.

IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY

1st. C'mon go Get YOUR PEN and PAPER!

2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.

4th SCROLL DOWN

ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON..T READ AHEAD otherwise YO...Read more

7:11

It's amazing really, just how much pain the human heart can take.

Singapore - Little India

I love driving down to "Little India" whenever I come back to Singapore. This place never sleeps. It's always so lively and colorful. The vege stalls that open till the early morning. Meat, fish..cooked food. Everything! There's a 24 hours shopping mall there too.

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6:14

Do you know that your love is the sweetest sin?

A girl friend sent me this

1. If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't  want you, nothing can make him stay.
2. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.
3. If you have ANY doubt in your mind about a man's character, leave him alone.
4. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
5. Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be.
6. Don't force an attraction.
7. Slower is better.
8. Never live your life for a man before you find w...Read more

Spending my CNY in Singapore

What do I do when I spend CNY holidays back home in Singapore with my family? Nothing. So let's post some funny blog posts then :) Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.

One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appea...Read more

Did you know..

•If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee (Hardly seems worth it)

•If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Interesting!)

•The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G!)

•A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.(Yes, Sean..I know what you're thinking)

•A cockroach will live nine days without its head before...Read more

Life

On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed.

On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks and make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? I don&#...Read more

Story that gave me goosebumps....

Derick: I guess we are the left-overs in this world.

Lily: I think so...all of my friends have boyfriends, and we are the only the 2 people left in this world without any special person in our lives.

Derick: Yup, I don't know what to do.

Lily: I know! We'll play a game.

Derick: What game?

Lily: I'll be your girlfriend for 30 daysand you ...Read more