ebay ain’t shit

 I just went to “I sold it on ebay store” to sell my Prada shoes. Me and my gf got it together, but oh well. I’m materialistic fob so I need to see some logo.Prada don’t shine out enough for me. Fobs love logos, don’t we? I get heartburn looking at old lady fobs sometimes. She would have Fendi sunglass,coach purse, gucci boots and Chanel ski wear in the middle of summer. Once I saw Chinese restaurant “mercedes.” in NJ. Mercedes and Porsche doesn’t fit well unless you are black stripper. ( You might use Chanel.) What was I talking bout? oh, yeah. My Prada shoes. You know how much it was sold for? $25. Are they fucking kidding me? I would have made that money selling lemonade on the street.