Pas mag cover!

I’m on pasmag cover this month

http://www.pasmag.com/classic.asp?ID=54

How come my fans knew before I know? They know my everything. I bet you didn’t know I sleep with no pillow.(when your head is big your head work as a pillow. same theory that you don’t need an airbag if you have huge fake boobs.)I especially hate the pillow people use on the airplane. it looks to me like crazy chinese torture for the neck. If you want to travel with pillow, you might as well plant the chair up in your ass too.

Pass mag rocks! The photo shoot was fun. great photographer,make up artist and all. studio smelled like roses, editor looked like asian fabio, we ate buffet of all the pricy -ter stuff(Lobster,oyster), oompaloompa was serving chilled lemonade on the set.( FYI, the boyshorts I wore was from Target 8 years old boy section. Michael Jackson thinks I’m sick and twisted.