You know you are old when

You watch “Ambush make over” on Regis and Kelly of random struggling family, You cry with joy.

When your ass is up early enough to watch Regis & kelly.

Your fav. tv show has lots of med. comercial about gas,digestion,Menopause problem.

You drink prune juice.

You don’t remember what you ate for lunch.

You wear sweater with season theme.

Go ARRP!