3 sketchy guys + 3 hours on a boat = ?

i flew up for my dad's bday party this weekend. talk about "pinky up" .. it was a yacht party with ... thirty.. fifty.. of his closest friends. our family is so cute, we looked like a colorful box of crayons. anyways... so im stuck on this goddamn boat with three sketchy dudes.

 (1.) sketchy random camera guy.        ... the husband of a friend's friend, couldnt stop taking pictures of me and my sisters. he was very constant and blatant about it, and it made all of us uncomfortable. there was no where to hide. 

(2.) sketchy uncle       ... i dont know why he likes to insist on sharing food with me... but when he wanted to share  cake with me, i could hear my sister next to us, "ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew..!!!" right  after i took a bite of his cake i excused myself to eat with another relative, without sharing   dessert. 

(3.) sketchy neighbor      ... okay, so my nieghbor is not that sketchy.. but you tend to feel awkward after that one time he      gets too drunk and smacks your sixteen-year-old-ass in front of your wife. mmm not okay.