This dog runs a newspaper stand..his name is JELLY!

So I was walking around the other day in Tai Po and I saw this:

I was like.. WTF!

So I moved up closer:

He said, "WADDYA WANT BI@TCH?"

I said, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HELP IT'S A FRIGIN TALKING DOG!!!!"

He said, "WHERE?!?!?! MAN YOU CRAZAY! anyway i'm Jelly, do you need anything?"

I said, ". . . . ."

He said, "yea thought so"

Justin: "okay. . . where did you learn to speak English?"

Jelly: "from reading all the newspapers here.."

Justin: "You can READ?!"

Jelly: "and write too.."

Justin: "holy moly.. will you be my friend?"

Jelly: "sure Justin.. sure"

Justin: "Wait how did you know.."

Jelly: "I'm a dog.. i know these things.."

Then he gave me a free copy of the SCMP and from then on.. we became the best of friends.

Aren't I the best storyteller ever? Much more interesting than.. "check out this dog!"

-Just