SLOW DANCE IN NANHAI

The Fab Four / The Hong Kong Team - (from left) DP Ben Poon, AD Nick Dearman, Star Sable Yu, and myself as Director

We're shooting the epic duel between Snowblade and The Iron Monk, played by Kong Kwok-Keung AKA Rambo Kong. Sometimes I feel like the Ed Wood of Hong Kong, especially when Kong Sifu's around as he's my Tor Johnson! Kong is a true veteran of kung fu cinema, having starred in such classics as 'Writing Kung Fu' and '10 Magnificent Killers', as well as the Bruce Lee bio pic 'Dragon'.

Dark Snowblade.

The mighty Kong in the house.

The Lady Snowblade.

Shall we dance? Konfg Sifu used to perform with a ballet company!

The Smiling Tiger.

Silken Assassin.

Sable against the red, just like all those classic kung fu movie openings!

War of the Worlds comes to Nanhai.

Um....where's the eyeline?

FX maestro Mike Dinetz prepares the mighty Blood Gun...

Sable gives Kong the tongue.

The happy couple.

Mike fires the mighty Blood Gun.

Once upon a time....

Praying for a good shoot....

Sable needs to pee.

Dancing Queen.

Warning: Actress regresses to childhood.

School times.

"Stick with me baby, I'll make you the next Maggie Q!"

Demonstrating my famous Bubble Fist technique.

Ooooooooooooooo!

Sable and Kong dance to the music.

Star and director concentrate on the fingers!

Boogie Nights in Nanhai.

....and that's the Snowblade poster!

Hang on a minute, who's the director here anyway?

Fingers of fury.

• Bey