My Animal Friends of Canada...

Ahhhh yes...Vancouver, Canada.  Truly an amazing place it is.  A place where nature and humans coexist in peace and harmony.  A place where man and animal live as one.  A place where interspecie encounters have the potential to blossom into life-long friendships.  Such nature bonding is virtually impossible in the United States.  So I took full advantage of my time in Vancouver to introduce myself and get to know the many wonderful creatures who call Canada their home.  These are my pictures.  This is my story...

While on the Capilano Suspension Bridge, I saw, for the first time in my life, a bald eagle in majestic flight.  To my surprise, the eagle landed and perched itself upon my arm, for it was the first time it had encountered an Asian person.  Though I spoke only english and the bird could only squak, we were somehow able to communicate and made quick friends.

Mr. Deer was in a somewhat surly mood.  While exploring Grouse Mountain, I wanted to take my first photo with a Canadian black tail deer.  His response was to point his ass at me and piss out his entire bladder.  It was not nice.

3 hungry, baby Canadian wolves.  Only 2 nipples.  1 wolf would have to go without...

The Canadian Grizzly is known to have a foul temperament and a penchant for disemboweling unsuspecting humans.  As a sign of respect, I picked out the belly lint from her rather large and hairy navel.  This Canadian Grizzly turned out to be a rather fine lady who invited me to spend the day with her in a freezing stream to catch spawning salmon with our teeth.  I had a wonderful time.  I believe that the Canadian Grizzly is a misunderstood creature.

Spend life in tank.  Then get boiled to death.  The life of a Canadian lobster sucks crap.

The guy on the right is Vancouver's most famous sushi chef.  He supposedly invented the California Roll.  That would be fellow filmmaker, Quentin Lee, second from the left trying to hide from my camera.  He too is a wonderful Canadian animal friend of mine.