Dear Diary...

....today i slammed my face into the water while attempting a backwards half somersault. Now i have a aching right cheek and minor swelling of the right upper lip.

What a way to usher in the year of the rabbit....

Alright, you got me...i don't keep a diary. Never have, probably never will. Though i did mess up that half somersault  :P

To you reading this lame attempt to spice up your run-of-the-mill New Year greeting...

" HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!!! "