here's the "gold standard" for assessing psychopathy according to Wikipedia:

Psychopathy Checklist -

1) Glibness/superficial charm 2) Grandiose sense of self-worth 3) Pathological lying 4) Cunning/manipulative 5)Lack of remorse or guilt 6) Emotionally shallow 7) Callous/lack of empathy 8 ) Failure to accept responsibility for own actions

Congratulations! you score a perfect 8!