I brought my 6-year-old to a R21 shoot

The story goes...

A married couple decides to make a baby...

She goes: "I can't do it in our dreary bedroom....lets get out of the country, book a REALLY nice hotel room..."

So the eager parents-to-be left the tiny island of Singapore...

...for the even tinier island of Sentosa.

They had a great view from the balcony...

But the view wasn't quite enough to take his mind off the mission...

It was time to take the action inside...

He wastes no time getting down to business...

But something was bothering her...

So he tries to get her to open up....about her fears...

But he couldn't get her to open up...

He decides to go for the hands-on approach

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBNqsRvxtP4

He goes:"What's the matter wit'chu?!"

She goes: "........"

He goes: "I - can't  - hear - you! You - gotta - speak - louder!"

She goes: "......"

He goes: "If you don't speak up, I'm gonna have to stick a ear in your mouth!"

She wasn't particularly fond of the taste of ear wax, so...

...she stuffs her face with the complimentary fruit platter instead.

And she wasn't about to share either.

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UZ0tJuuBAI He just couldn't do it...

...it wasn't worth smashing a 200 dollar table lamp for a piece of fruit.

But he did come to a conclusion:

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfaNAg599KI She pleads for forgiveness

She goes:"At least let me try out the other bed...we came all this way."

So he lets her ly down for a while.

He goes: "Had enough yet?"

He goes:"I don't wanna sit here watching you test the bed..."

He goes:"How long exactly are you gonna take?"

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1k_gC8eFd4 Just as he was about to get it on, she vanishes into thin air...

...and re-materialises at the dressing table, pointing the same knife at him.

And even though he could be pretty quick with his hands...

...he knew he'd met his match.

She goes:"I should have told you about my power of teleportation...."

"....and i really wanna have your baby...."

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QnR1OYPoxQ

I'm sorry for the lousy story telling. I'm not suppposed to give away the actual plot.

Just wanted to show you guys some screen shots and excerpts from the local feature film "FEMALE GAMES" directed by Kan Lume, which really is rated R21 for nudity and strong langguage.

And in case you didn't know, the little girl really is my then 6-year-old daughter Avryl. It was shot  in Oct 2008.

:)