The ol' ball and chain

Ok, let's all face it fellas. Valentine's Day was a bust and Spring is coming. Love is in the air, but all you're getting is farts from your bulldog and the errant smell of bin juice. MMMMmmmm.

So let me ask you this: who here is fishing in the Lonely Hearts Club and looking for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no more mi amigos... look no more...

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