DESK PORN.

Just a few things hanging around my desk….

This is great read for any designer—” Clients From Hell“. It’s anonymous contributions of client horror stories. There are some real gems in here like: “ The unicorns don’t look real enough.“, “ Thanks for the PDF, but can you send it at 100% instead of 147%?“, and “ We need to talk about these alleged invoices.”

Male pleasure devices sent courtesy of Tenga Eggs. Want to find out how to use these? Watch this hilarious video.

A Stainless Steel Sharpie. What more do you need ?

Lasered leather elephant iPhone 4 case I remixed. The elephant leather came from Valentine Goods which makes really great accessories for the iPhone. I then wrapped an iPhone bumper around it to create something unique and ultra-protective.

Finally, I just got this lovely candle called The Times Of New York. What does it smell like? Burning newspaper of course! It was created by Tobias Wong (RIP) and Bondtoo. You can get it at our friends down the road, Project No. 8.