Dye your Down Under?

Reading a local mag and it said wearing it loud in pink, green, orange and lavender is the rage in the US.

Quite farny when they asked around if ppl would try it

"My va-jay-jay says no"

"For my bf's b'dae, will trim into a heart and dye it pink"

"Krusty the Clown way down just doesn't sound sexy leh"

"Where bush is concerned: slash not burn"

"Guys can do also? Nah, dun wanna look like Snuffleupagus with a bad dye job"

So wat is your likeliest answer?