DEEP FRIED OYSTERS

LAST NIGHT AROUND 6PM, I FELT A SUDDEN URGE TO GO TO KIEHLS.

It was kind of an emergency and i met BRAINS at the east village location because i didnt want to meet her at school to avoid an awkward run in with certain people.

at kiehls, i bought INSTANT SATIN BODY LOTION.

I HAVE NEVER HAD SUCH SMOOTH SKIN BEFORE.

okay so BRAINS and i walked around the east village (dont' tell anyone) and somehow i ended up with a blue satin/lace beret and fur cuffs. a gay super hero's secret weapon.

okay the important part.

i didnt want to have dinner last night, but looking at the time, i realized i wouldnt be able to make it to the gym on time.

I had told BRAINS earlier that if i wasnt home by 830/9pm that i would kill her. but i took it back for another time.

At dinner. i ordered:

1 salmon skin hand roll

1 spider roll

1 fried oyster entree

1 miso soup

1 ton kastu platter

and BRAINS ordered CURRY UDON. which to be frank looked like a cat threw up on it.

AFTER I WENT HOME AND ATE FLURT.