Its ur lucky day! 2 seperate posts!

Post #1

Here is not what to do! Seriously keep your work life and your personal like seperate. N what the crap is with the 6 month probations?!?!

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Post #2

I'm not a dude but even I want this bed and wanna sleep in this bed dressed up as Princess Leah in the gold bikini slave costume

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This is so romantic!!!

This is what I'm talkin about

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-94JhLEiN0&feature=player_embedded

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIRQf0S3oD0&feature=player_embedded

The way it should really be!

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Dude y would u do that?

Man uses nail clippers in DIY circumcision

A man who gave himself a DIY circumcision using nail clippers was taken to

hospital for emergency treatment.

Published: 9:00AM BST 30 Jun 2009

Nail clippers: 'This is something we would advise men never to attempt,' a medic saidThe young man had to be rushed to the Lis...Read more

Recommended movie?!

Some how talked to a friend about movies which lead to the talk of porn and I decided it would be fun to find out the names for knockoff porn movies. Here are my findings...

8 Inches (Starring eminem with a prosthetic enlargement)

A Beautiful Ass

A Few Good Men (No need to even change the title)

American Booty

Baredevil

Batman in Robin

Blowjob Impossible

Blown in 60 Seconds

Breast Side Story

Buffy The Vampire Layer

Buttman and Throbbin'

Stupid invention

Do we really need an invention like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbbPYfW2s-E&feature=player_embedded I not have huge knockers like this chick in the video but I'm pretty sure that this invention is not needed.

If they can come up with something like this perhaps I should make an equivalent one for guys n I'm gonna call it the 'Hug n Snug'. It's really just a jockstrap that I'm gonna put in a nic...Read more

Horoscopes by Adam Sandler

Funny and yet so true!

Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22)

You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22)

You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

Aries (Mar 23 - April 22)

Sad sad story

Read this story and I can't help but to have tears in my eyes.

HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. — Colby Curtin got her final wish.The 10-year-old girl desperately wanted to see the new Disney-Pixar movie, "Up." But the cancer-stricken girl was too sick to go to a theatre.Thanks to a family friend who got in touch with the movie studio Pixar, an employee of the Emeryville-based company arrived at Colby’s home with a DVD copy of the movie, The Orange County Register reported Friday. The girl died later ...Read more

Bye Bye!

Going off the grid!

Be Back Later!