Bastard ! ( An Afternoon Delight )

GIRL:****I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.PSYCHIATRIST:Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?

GIRL:Well, he kissed me.PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?The psychiatrist kissed the girlGIRL:......Yes!PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.GIRL:But, he put his hand in my top.PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's topGIRL:Yes!PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.GIRL:But, he took my clothes off.PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothesGIRL:Yes!PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.GIRL:But, he had sex with me!PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?The psychiatrist had sex with the girlGIRL:. Yes!PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.GIRL:But, then he told me he has AIDS.PSYCHIATRIST:  BASTARD!!!!!