FRIEND

What is your definition of a “Friend”?

Do you think that a friend means being added on Facebook, or you sending a message to someone and they reply back because they didn’t want to be rude and then you are friends?

Do you think that because you’re on one of my close friend’s list and I just happen to accept you, it means that you’re my friend? Well right here I have to say to you, I’m sorry….my memory is just… really bad

You have to use liquid crystal spectacles before you can see the profile picture. Sometimes I use a picture of my own dog, sometimes a picture of a tower – it might be the Eiffel Tower or it might be a tower of crap. In that .25 of a second split moment when I click the approve button, I’m sorry to say, SIR TSENG and I are closer friends…I’ve forgotten again…

When you’re traveling on the bus or on the MTR and you choose where to sit, of course you would choose a better place to sit in. You wouldn’t stand next to a person with oily skin full of pimples unless you had to (because you can tell at first sight that the person doesn’t like to shower, trying to be environmentally friendly ma).

I’m picky. I prefer to work harder, make more money, and drive my own car.

Let alone choosing friends.

I’m not afraid to honestly say to you that even though I’m dumb and straight forward and the type of person with really bad memory, I am SENSITIVE. And my nose is sensitive. I’m sensitive to everything. I can sense you. I can sense your character; your strong points, you’re your weaknesses. I can quickly sense if you’re the type of person who is greedy (with money) or wants face, but do you know if I want to sense you anymore? I hope you can feel it.

If you hate me after reading this, congratulations! Yes, I am talking about you!

If you don’t know whether or not I’m talking about you, WELL…it doesn’t matter.

If you laughed when you read this, congratulations to me, someone understands me |

朋友在你的定義是什麼？

你們都認為在FACEBOOK ADD了或你SEND過MESSAGE給人，人哋有禮貌而覆你就是？

你覺得你在我另一個好朋友的LIST而我又咁啱ACCEPT你，你就是我的朋友？我在這都要跟你們說聲唔好意思… 我記性真是… 冇的

用液晶體顯影眼鏡先睇到嘅PROFILE相，有時用自己隻狗，有時影住個塔，鐵塔又好，屎塔又好，在CLICK APPROVE的四份一剎那，唔好意思，我同曾SIR FRIEND D…又係冇記性…

坐巴士或地鐵你都會揀個好D嘅位，唔係迫不得已你唔會企喺個面油暗瘡人隔離(一睇就知佢唔多鍾意沖涼，環保嘛)

我淹尖，揀再辛苦D搵多D，自己揸車

何況揀朋友？

唔怕老實話你知，我雖然冇記性人又蠢又直，不過我SENSITIVE，鼻又敏感，對乜都敏感，我感覺到你的， 你的心地，你的優點缺點，你貪錢要面我好快感覺到，但係你知唔知我有冇興趣再去感覺你？我希望你感覺到。如果你睇完之後好憎我，恭喜你！我係話緊你。

如果你唔知我係咪話你，WELL… 我未必係

如果你識笑，恭喜我，有人明白我！ |

 朋友在你的定义是什麽？

你们都认为在FACEBOOK ADD了或你SEND过MESSAGE给人，人哋有礼貌而覆你就是？

你觉得你在我另一个好朋友的LIST而我又咁啱ACCEPT你，你就是我的朋友？我在这都要跟你们说声唔好意思… 我记性真是… 冇的

用液晶体显影眼镜先睇到嘅PROFILE相，有时用自己只狗，有时影住个塔，铁塔又好，屎塔又好，在CLICK APPROVE的四份一刹那，唔好意思，我同曾SIR FRIEND D…又系冇记性…

坐巴士或地铁你都会拣个好D嘅位，唔系迫不得已你唔会企喺个面油暗疮人隔离(一睇就知佢唔多锺意冲凉，环保嘛)

我淹尖，拣再辛苦D搵多D，自己揸车

何况拣朋友？

唔怕老实话你知，我虽然冇记性人又蠢又直，不过我SENSITIVE，鼻又敏感，对乜都敏感，我感觉到你的， 你的心地，你的优点缺点，你贪钱要面我好快感觉到，但系你知唔知我有冇兴趣再去感觉你？我希望你感觉到。

如果你睇完之後好憎我，恭喜你！我系话紧你。

如果你唔知我系咪话你，WELL… 我未必系

如果你识笑，恭喜我，有人明白我！