THE PRIVATE LIVES # II

Learn more about what Rafik is bumping on his iPod during long, intercontinental flights, sleeplessly molding away on an inappropriate middle seat, watching vintage episodes of Sex And The City, trying hard to oppress his morning wood while choking on Lufthansa's wonky aeroplane breakfast. Is Yao really blaring Krautrock from the 70s while snuggling Heidi™ pillows and sipping on chamomile tea, dreaming about having some pumpkin pie with vanilla ice cream but deciding to thoroughly floss his permanent grill instead? Is Enso really a faithful, trustworthy subscriber to NOW TV's Baby Channel™? And where the hell can he rent a few babies for their free photoshoot? Does Kid Fresh secretly prefer cats over humans? Are those ridiculous tattoos of his really really real? Does he really have the "shining" sometimes, just like Danny Torrance? What did he have for dinner last night? Does it never snow in the jungle? Why can't spiders talk? Do men cheat? Can you pause toast? Do fish really have fingers? Why do molecules diffuse? Find out this Saturday at YUMLA ( bookface us here)

http://yumla.com Übernerdy DJ sets by:

http://myspace.com/djrafik http://myspace.com/kidfresh1 http://myspace.com/djenso http://myspace.com/yaoser In case you prefer staying at home because you're still MAD hungover from last nite (it's ok, we don't really give a shit): WASH YOUR TRASH! SHAMPOO YOUR GERBIL! LISTEN TO THE LIVE STREAM ONLINE! Hong Kong: 11PM

London: 3PM

Berlin: 4PM

San Francisco: 7AM

New York: 10AM

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http://www.awdio.com/#sources/Yumla

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