A morning grope…

(with bite-sized Karen Kong at One World Hotel) 

I woke up this morning feeling rather zippy.

Although half awake - I had to rush to my appt where I was gonna have this bust/butt firming trial session. I thought I’d give it a try since we’re constantly being bombarded with all these slimming centres and their endorsements for “bust enhancing” “shape defining” programs that u pay up to thousands for and THEN realize that you’re not gonna look anywhere close to the celebrity endorser (cuz u dont have her genes).

Anyways, I laid there bare naked wearing only a polyester-fused loincloth - also known as disposable underwear - with a towel over my face so I can’t properly tell if the beautician is making any weird faces bout my body. She placed suction cups on the “areas” and it began to vibrate - massage- suction in a rhythm that was oddly relaxing. I turned over and bared my juicy ass out ready to get groped by this machine.

Now - for you single ladies out there…. there is hope, and we dont’ need men. Hahahha I’m just kidding. But this encounter was probably the most action i’ve gotten in a long time - thankfully it was a machine that did most of the work and it didn’t judge me for using it. I don’t know how it will be going back to men, this bust/butt thing really set the bar high!!! HAHAHHAHA, At the end of the day, I didn’t really notice too much “perk” in the front or the back and I still went to hit the gym after.

IN OTHER NEWS  - I just did an interview with Sisters Magazine for their May Issue, with the beautiful and talented Karen Kong. She came out with her first album in Malay - unprecedented for Chinese artists in Malaysia and will be debuting her album in TW soon too! She’s opening for the Fahrenheit show in KL this weekend, 加油！加油！We discussed the amazing potency of Shu Uemura’s Depsea range. My skin always has to aclimatize when my environments change and its more prone to dryness than oilyness, so I’m glad that I could talk about how well the product worked for me before Shu Uemura Malaysia even knew I existed!