My Bulldog's first blog.

Hi Everybody..

I'm MArio! Scott's Bulldog.  People say I'm pretty huge and like a monster, but trust me, I'm just a little baby that loves attention.  There was a woman screaming at Scottie the other day to keep me under control..but all I really wanted to do was say hi to her.

Anyway,  This is my story.

My parents were from a local farm in the middle of nowhere in Hong Kong..my daddy was a champion bulldog from the U.K.   People ask why I'm so huge and thats because my family  only drank milk and ate meat.  I'm not as big as them cause Scottie left me with dogfood that taste nasty and leaves me farting and burping nonstop. 

So scottie saw my other brothers and sister at the time because unfortunately I was going to be sold to another owner.  Luckily, by chance, the owner decided to let him purchase me and take me home.  Here are some older pics from a past blog..but I really want to share them with you again.

Scottie and his family wish I were this small forever, they had no idea what they had gotten into.

My first day home!!  TEAR everything.  SHIT on everything.  PEE on everything.  GRRRRrrrr

Most of the time was like this...sleep.  I was a free air freshener as well which everybody seemed to love..FROM MY BUTT!

 My first year growing up was pretty hard.  I had a condition known as mange where my body was getting all torn up from parasites.  It wasn't fun at all.  I kept bleeding all over the place and had resltless nights and daily visits to the vet.  Scottie stuck through it all.

I look awful.  I would always sit like this and nod off to sleep and never had chance to really play.

As I grew a bit older the skin started to clear up.  The only real problem is my paw area where it would get inflamed and bleed every so often. 

Get into MY BELLY!  See!  I told ya I'm getting better.

Scottie lets me sleep anywhere.  Sometimes I jump into the bed, but I prefer the carpet on the floor.

I'm still a puppy in this picture and  I'm so big!

So last week, I had the honor to play with another bulldog.  Scottie's gamer lover Gold Mountainbrought his bulldog over.  His name is Jotun (giant norse mythology).   We got along so well with each other we started to go all out and do a humpathon. It was real tiring afterwards.  I'm maybe twice his size, but he pinned me down and won a few times.

I am JOTUN!  Ruler of the giants.  Now Get out of my WAY!

JOTUN is mine!!  

mmmMMM...I love the smell of ass!

Gold Mountain teaching his dog manners in Scottie's kitchen.

Jotun looking more like the joker.

Check out the video!

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqw6XYmzVM4 Watch it in HD for a slightly better quality...Poor Scottie's camera broke and had to use another to film it so it looks bootleg.

Scottie also has another video suprise to share with you.  My family and me as a puppy, enjoy!

Video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXBFW7GoYkQ

If Scottie ask me if I'm happy, I will just jump around and let him know I am.  Thats why he always mentions it in this video.

MARIO!  What are you doing on here?  Get off my keyboard.

Okay guys its me scottie...just for that I'm going to post Mario farting and burping whenever I can...he also loves to hump justin..sorry ladies.  Mario's his bitch for now and I have proof!

Anyway, I had the chance to upload Ryan's music video I did for him last year in TRUE HD.  Well almost. Thanks to youtube.  So here it is again...now you can watch all the tiny details.  Go ahead rip me a new one. 

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIqYZiIMO0Q CHECK IT OUT HD YO!

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