547 To Go

I'm that many visits shy of 100,000.

I may have to accept that my misanthropy is, even if still present, at least largely ignored.

Does this mean I have to burn my Anti-Nowhere League shirt with "I Hate People" on the back?

I'd only burn it if Madonna was wearing it.

If you notice lately that I suddenly ramp up the frequency of my blogging, it's just a shameless bid for readers so that I can get to 100,000.

Although I really do enjoy trying to entertain people and make them laugh. I try very hard.

Because without laughter my life would be very, very empty.

Okay, emptier. Thanks a lot. So please, read early, read often.

Oh, and don't forget:

Attention Zoey: The fact that the feline in the above photo has curled ears should in no way be construed as implying any expectation or encouragement on my part for you to comply with the instructions. I just noticed his ears and thought of you.

I swear it was the ears. Justthe ears.