A Tae Bo No-No

Warning: Images in this entry contain potentially offensive language and sexual depictions. But they're funny as hell.Remember Billy Blanks, the guy who crippled America with his Tae Bo workout?

Did you know he was in a 1992 Hong Kong movie directed byBlackie Ko Sau Leung calledInvincible (戰龍在野)?

He plays a French Foreign Legionnaire who tries to get really close with his fellow soldiers.

If you didn't know he was in this movie, he probably doesn't want you to know.

Why, you ask?

Well, below are the pertinent screen captures.Billy makes an overture to a Japanese recruit: Later, he makes the protagonist an offer:

Commando Billy causes havoc in the Japanese rear:

In case you didn't catch it, they provide a 'wide shot' (so to speak): If BillyBlanksknows what's good for him, he'llseek public office. But I'd love to hear him try and explain this.