婊子請！aka B*tch Please!

I assume most of us are familiar with the term 'charity f*ck,' at least as a colloquialism if not an experience.

While I have never been the recipient of such (though I am open to offers), I kind of joined that club tonight.

Look in my Guestbookand there you will see the following:

From:sweety85

My name is Charity, i am a female I was impressed when i saw your profile and i will like to establish a long lasting relationship with you.

I was not impressed by your shoddy English nor your grammar.

In addition, i will like you to reply me through my e-mail address (charity_oromo@yahoo.com),so that will send my pictures to you and tell you more about me,waiting to hear from you.bye!

You must be very busy tending to your sick mother and cancerous dog and incarcerated brother and all the other walking f@#$ups you invent to get people to send you money because you really do care about them.

Anyone who looks at my profile or reads my blogs and is somehow impressed with me in any positive interpersonalway... deserves me.

I'm not being self-flagellating. I'm just saying that you have to read through a lotof my blog/page before you find somethingin relationshipterms  that's even slightlywarm and fuzzy.

It's there if you look.She really was impressed and gave me her email.

Though she doesn't write back any more.Then again, she used to do bukkake.

I guess it's a good thing I don't rely on charity. Because apparently, not even charity is free.But I knew that.

Which is why I sent her photos of Ron Jeremy.

At work. "I was impressed when i saw your profile and i will like to

establish a long lasting relationship with you."