Gangster-@ss Cat

Was surfing today and saw this eye-grabber of a link:

Veterinarians reattach cat's face after accident with car fan belt Just the thought made me grab myownface. From the article:

BOSTON - Veterinarians on Tuesday performed an unusual surgery to reattach the face of a cat they believe was injured by a car's fan belt, probably because she tried to stay warm under the hood. No, it was probably because she's a cat from Boston and she'll do whatever the f@#$ she wants to do. You got a problem with that?

Edgar, a 4-year-old long-haired feline, went missing from her home in Winthrop for three days last week. When she finally came home, her owner found her in her litter box — with part of her face dangling from her head. Edgar??? They should have titled the story "This Lesbian Cat Ain't No Pussy."

Remarkably, Edgar suffered no major blood loss nor any permanent nerve damage from her accident. She just needed to have her facial skin stitched back on during an hour-long surgery, according to veterinary surgeon Michael Pavletic.

"She even tried to chew at her skin. I'd never seen anything like it." Now that's GANGSTER!  If cats could talk, she'd have told the doctor "F#$%in' cahhhh... Stitch my face up before I eat it, you f@#$in' breeder. And get me some coffee and a donut, b*tch. Are the Bruins playin'?"

Pavletic reattached Edgar's face using about 35 stitches. She came through the surgery with no problems, though she looks as though someone punched her in the eye. And if you say anything to her about it, she'll rip your f#$%ing b@lls off and shove them up your f%#$ing @ss. If you're a Yankees fan, she'll do it even if you keep your gawdd@mn mouth shut.

Bonnie Beaver [I didn't make that up!], a professor of small animal clinical services at Texas A&M University, said such animal injuries are extremely rare since cats are usually killed instantly from car fan belts. Boston cats don't go out that easy. Only pussies do.

Edgar the Feline Bull DykeWhat the f@#$ are you lookin' at? Bring me a cruller; I got a wicked headache.