I Don't Know What to Say

Yesterday I was driving with my friend Rick in Tsim Sha Tsui. We pulled into a parking garage and I saw this rather... meretricious vehicle:Hong Kong being the metrosexual gender blender it is, this vehicle is very possibly owned and driven by a man. Well, a 'man.'As we passed it, I thought I saw something funny, and I made Rick back up to double-check.

I was right.

The word on the side of the car wasthe word I thought it was.

Rick and I had a verybig laugh.

I even took pictures.

I apologize for the crappy phone pictures. It was dark in the garage.

But I knew that without photos there was no way anyone would believe me.I wonder how/why there is dazzling oftitties. How does one dazzle a titty?

Dazzling bytitties is fairly standard.I'm not personally dazzled by them (a strong exception being the opening scene of PR Girls). But I don't drink, and somehow I think that plays a part.The vast majority of men are reduced to near infancy by seeing breasts. Maybe they think that acting like an infant will trigger some maternal instinct and engender both care andfeeding.Still and all, considering Hong Kong is an Itty Bitty Titty City, I am skeptical of the existence, much less extent, of any dazzling.I'd like to scientifically verify that statement, but I think it will remain only hypothetically true for quite some time.