It Never F@#$ing Fails

Okay, I've felt like sh*t all week from the smog, then yesterday I felt myself start coming down with what will most likely be the flu. I've been feverish and achy all day.

So I admit I am not my usual beacon of cheer...

But I notice sometimes that my best aspirations often come to naught, and the best results are often gotten unintentionally.

I have at times tried out jokes that I thought were hilarious, only to have them fall flat with the people I told them to. Conversely, there are times I simply rattled off a simple, reflexive comment that floors people:

I once told some friends that watching soft-core pornography on a drive-in theatre screen was like seeing a rectal eclipse, a joke first made by Gilda Rader on SNL back in the 70s.  My friends nearly peed themselves laughing.

So it is with sadness and trepidation that I call to your attention the obvious fact that no one looked at the video link in my last blog post. I did it in about half an hour last night, and I happen to think it's f@#$ing hilarious. I was hoping that other people would too. But that would have involved peoplewatchingit. Which I am sure they didn't.

But now, having alerted people to it, and because they know there's a joke, I have ruined it. The idea was for the joke to ambush you. Which now it will only halfway do.

Dammit.

Look at it anyway. Read the post first. So you understand the video.

I'm sick, I fel like sh*t, and I'm too tired (and doped up) to write a real blog tonight, okay?