Movie Review(s): The Assassins, The Bullet Vanishes, Cross, Lan Kwai Fong 2, Love is… Pyjamas

No, I didn’t bother separating these.

Or putting the Chinese titles in the heading. 

I refuse to waste the time.

Which is why the reviews themselves will set new benchmarks for brevity.

So sh*tty the word ‘ass’ appears twice in the title.

In the last 15 minutes it becomesRed Detective and the quality vanishes.

Crap.

****

Yes, it’s #2.

Movie is…  pants (see #2 and #3). 

There’s 6 hours of my life I’ll never have back. 

The only thing left for me to do now is to release lists of movies I refuse to see.

But that would be too much Godd@mn work.