Taken upstairs in the Dynasty Theatre, Mong Kok.
Confucius vs. Harry Potter
Just imagine the taglines..."This
time, it's personal..."
"Every saga has a beginning.""There
Can Be Only On
e!"
And that one would of course be Donnie Yen.As a co-production, it could go either way:
"Confucius rids China of spotty foreigners..."or"Watch the white guy (with an anomalous Asian name) get laid in 3 minutes flat while an old Chinese man helps him, bestows special powers and secrets, and grovels in abject gratitude for the white man saving China (again) and giving his daughter/wife/concubine/secretary/landlady a mixed baby (or even trying)..."
If we don't support the movies that deserve it, we get the movies that we deserve.