Plesse I Want U

This is a size Medium, but I had to buy it anyway, since no one would believe me without photos:If not for the photo, I would really love to wear this.Please wash my eyes. With lye.Taint by numbers, literallyand figuratively.Notice the tag says ' Homme', French for 'man.' That means this shirt is intended for men to wear.

French men. Fresh frozen. Jumbo shrimp.

Oddly enough, the words beneath the picture on the front are lyrics to a song called "Tell Me Why" byDeclan Galbraith.

At the time the single was released, he was just shy of his 11th birthday.

That really helps the shirt impart acertain feeling, doesn't it?

But it gets better (?). According to Wikipedia,

Although Declan is a British citizen and singer, Declan is better known abroad, especially in China where his songs were chosen as part of the Chinese education curriculum for learning English. Declan's songs are used to help Chinese children learn English. In May 2008, Declan undertook a successful two cities tour in China, the cities included were Beijing and ShenZhen.

That does, in some way, explain the existence of the shirt.Of course, in many other ways, it doesn't.