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RESPECT MY GANGSTER: F@#$ you, Bambi

Apparently, at the National Zoo in Washington DC, a young female deer (a doe) made the terminal mistake of jumping into an enclosure with two female lions.

Darwinism ensues.

There is no graphic content in this video, just nature as God intended it to be.I'd have paid money to watch that show.

The deer, although separated from the lions, was later euthanized because its injuries were too severe. Which is just as well. None of the other deer would ever believe her war story:

"No, I swear to Christ, I was attacked by two f@#$ing lions... I barely made it out with my @ss...""Eat sh*t, you probably got scratched by a fence."

"No, really..."

I like how the people are all cheering for the deer, hoping it escapes this cruel joke of fate.

F@#$ that.

I was cheering for the lions. It's probably the most fun they've had in their entire lives,though they were probably a little confused at first:

"This ain't no motherf@#$in' gazelle.. What the f@#$ is this???"

You can see it in their eyes as they watch the deer swimming:

"I wish a motherf@#$er wouldcome out of that water onto some dry land... I'm 'a tear you a new @sshole, so help me God..."The crowd was quickly dispersed as the zoo authorities sought to grapple with this weird yet totally natural issue. They isolated the lions before attempting a rescue of the deer.

As the lions were led back into their enclosures, they turned to the crowd and threw lion gang signs:

"Top of the food chain, biatch!!!" Don't feel bad for the deer. DC is overrun with them, and this deer was only going to end up as an organic hood ornament on a Volvo anyway. Sadly, I am sure the zookeepers didn't even have the common courtesy to let the lions eat the deer they killed.God forbid we encourage predators to act like... predators. You know, eating what they kill and all.I know from experience that venison is tasty, but the best venison comes from a deer you killed yourself. I'm sure the lions had something to say about it at their next meal:

"F@#$ you andyour hamburger. Bring me that little motherf@#$er I killed this afternoon. F&#$ that, just bring yournarrow @ss a little bit closer. I dareyou, mother f@#$er..."

Besides, what the hell else would they do with the deer carcass?I'm dedicating this one to the two female lions:

over 15 years ago 0 likes 3 comments 0 shares

Marie Jost

Yeah, I never get people's reactions to this sort of thing: as if we're not predators? When I had an outdoor cat, I always let it kill and eat what it caught. You never saw a happier or more contented cat than when it had discharged its evolutionary duty. Even my current indoor cat got in on the action a while back. I had cut some rosemary boughs and brought them in the house to dry. I must have also brought in a skink, because later the cat upchucked the bit of the skink's bony tail that it couldn't digest. Again, one very happy cat. Finally, after subsisting exclusively on vet approved Prescription Diet and whatever spiders it could catch on the floor, some real meat that he could catch, kill and eat all by himself. I wonder if the zoo would let me borrow those lions for a few days, the deer are getting pretty thick in my neighborhood. Bambi was wandering through my front yard one morning last week, in broad daylight. The deer are quite a nuisance and are much too big for the foxes that I encounter on my nightly rambles to take down. ;-)

over 15 years ago

Raffi

wow. there are a LOT of deer in the washington area now. they really are becoming a nuisance. perhaps we need more lion enclosure at strategic locations...

over 15 years ago

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