SMT, USA, AV, FU

 Not sure if anyone noticed, but I changed my headshot to more accurately represent my beard.In the process, I also somehow came to be wearing a sweater.My life is a thrill-a-minute roller coaster of sin, excess, and athlete's foot. One of the defining images of the last American presidential election:Ain't the internet grand?Of course, me being me, I couldn't resist trying it out on one of my favorite photos of my favorite Christmas dinner companion (sorry Mom):I also couldn't resist emailing it to her (Nana, not my mother) with a short (and poorly translated, I am sure) note saying I would vote for her.

Sad?

Pathetic?

Puerile?

Perhaps.

But it was also effective.

She emailed me (#6!) a few hours after I sent it.

So all you smug jackals can stroll on over to the cha chan tangand get a nice tall glass of 去他媽的吧.

Cold.

Ed. note: The above translation is what you get when you input "Go f@#$ yourself." Though you'd want to know.