Welcome to New England - Keep Your Smart Remarks to Yourself

New England for Dummies:The next person who asks me/assumes/insists that Rhode Island is part of New York is gettingshot . "Didj'eat?" "Nah, my friggin' mother made me wash the driveway."

"Wanna get a grinder?"

Dunkin'

F@#$ing

Donuts

Any questions? Shut the f@#$ up.