Two hours of my life gone.
The best thing I can say about this film is that it makes me realize that China/HK is not the only place in Asia that makes irredeemably shitty movies.
I saw the trailer so I knew it would be bad, but I sincerely didn’t think you could make a movie this bad.
I almost have to admire th...Read more
I didn't expect it to happen so fast.It was only last September when I broke the 400,000 visits mark. 300,000 was November of 2011. So how did I manage to get 100,000 hits so quickly?Near as I can tell, I have one movie review (and person) to thank.I follow Ray Kwong, a contributor for Forbes, on Twitter. He posts a lot of very informative and/or amusing stories abou...Read more
New: Video review!!!Been a while, huh?
I’ve become much more… selective in my viewing lately, for personal as well as logical reasons.
My aptitude (and appetite) for cinematic self-flagellation has waned considerably, and I am, dare I say it, happier for it.
Not happy, mind you, just happier.
For many ...Read more
Given the tag line, you might think it was calledCold Sore …
Let’s face it, I’ve had a hard time watching local movies lately. I don’t mean it’s been difficult to w...Read more
No, I didn’t bother separating these.
Or putting the Chinese titles in the heading.
I refuse to waste the time.
Which is why the reviews themselves will set new benchmarks for brevity.
So sh*tty the word ‘ass’ appea...Read more
The last one was in November of 2011.
Trying to have a theme and also carry forward from last time, I want to talk about the '4 digit club.'
Not all my entries are very popular, and some get very few views.Others get more significant traffic. So for this entry, let's look at things that have visit counts in... you guessed it, 4 digits.
Or, in one case, .
My most popular entry remains “You Don’t have Big Feet,” with an astonishing 13,728 views, (up from 13,102 @ 300k). I’ve tried to find wh...Read more
Trust me, cancel your trip.
Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1s9LWbxilk**Due West: Our Sex Journey/一路向西 was adapted from a highly popular internet novel about a...Read more
A lousy image for a lousy movie.
The Gang of Film (電影人幫) watched Passion Island/熱愛島 at the Dynasty, for reasons obvious to us before the first frame rolled.
We had a more-than-lurking suspicion this was not going to be a Film of th...Read more
This review is in fact a commissioned work; someone was kind enough to buy this game for me, but on the condition that I write a review. His rationale was that the game is so heavily influenced by Hong Kong cinema that I was the right person for the job. I am extremely grateful and flattered, and it was almost as much fun writing this review as it was playing the game.
Andy On is wondering “How can she breathe in that outfit?”*****Having missed the Movie Night Dynasty screening of this film, I was forced to travel to Kowloon Bay to see this film.*
Con sidering my other option was Yuen Long, I feel like I got the better half of the bargain.
I love Wong Jing movies. I always go see them, and I always enjoy the...Read more
If we don't support the movies that deserve it, we get the movies that we deserve.