In More Ways than One

This is literal and figurative.

More T-Shirt Piggery

I have to teach about pornography in an hour, so it's vaguely inevitable that I will think this sh*t up... I'm attempting a Vegan parody of sorts. The generation gap may render this joke invisible...

Movie Review(s): Sex & Chopsticks 2, Equation of Love and Death

Just some random photos:Life Reflecting Regulation: Notice my tattoo (inset). Just trying to spread the AnD love... Sex & Chopsticks II rocked. It was puerile, indulgent, and insincerely didactic.

Kinda like me.

Winnie Leung was shockingly under-dressed in some of the film, and I just want to say " Thank you." The Movie Night ma...Read more

I [heart] Purpleheart

This photograph has not been altered. Purpleheart, or peltogyneas it is known botanically, is naturally purple in color.It grows in the northern-central region of the Brazilian Amazon in South America and tropical regions of Central America.Heat will increase the vividness of the color.

You can make guitar necks out of purpleheart. Or, more specifically, Warmothmakes guitar necks out of purplehe...Read more

Diminishing returns

Once I realized people actually read my blog, a fact reflected in the # of visits I received, I started to put a lot of effort into it.

Which seems to have had the effect of reducing visits.

Odd.

Today in class I will show The Untold Story/八仙飯店之人肉叉燒包in all it's gory glory.

Thanks to the smog, my voice is already gone, and to be honest, I just don't feel like being the Ringmaster today.

So I will subject my students to one of the nastiest films ever made.

Because I can.

And...Read more

How to Make Your Professor Happy

I figured that since lots of my readers are college-aged and college-enrolled, they might want to know a few ways to improve their grades for papers.

And for once, I am not even going to make the obvious joke about the entry title. I'm actually being serious; enjoy it while it lasts.

Professors were students once (a long time ago). We know what it's like, and we get reminded constantly by, well, you.

We know you're tired (or lazy) and want to be efficient (or cut corners), and that you don&...Read more

Shameless conformism

Peachey commands, and I obey...

To create your band and album, follow these instructions:

1 - click http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2 - click http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3 The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.

3 -...Read more

Movie Review(s): Give Love, Basic Love, Love Connected

Brief film reviews...

Too many movies with lovein the title lately, and I have little love for them.

Give Love - Call it Love China, since that's what it does. It is obviously not intended for the HK audience. Give it Back...

Love Connected - Deaf people deserve care and understanding, Filipinas don't. Patrick Kong's 'twists' are anything but at this point, considering how reliably, predictably, and lazily he uses them. I don't love I Love You Boyz; I...Read more

I Cannot Pro-crass-tinate on This

Something tells me that Simon (and probably Andy) will get this joke the fastest and appreciate it the most.

I just couldn't resist, and I hope you don't blame me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbjbmvJ2I10"What better place to come than the beautiful Apple store...?"

Well, she's the one who opened her mouth.

Language and Lewdness

Recently, I have seen photos of members, posted bythose members, that I find... interesting.They're all of women. Just so we understand whatinteresting means.I feel confident in asserting that these images were designed to elicit said response.

At my age, I can't always be confident I will have a response, so I guess I ought to be grateful.

This being a community and all, a mutually encouraging environment, it would seem only fair that I should acknowledge or comment on these photos. Yet to do so risks making...Read more