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Sean Tierney
演员, 编剧, 音乐家, 喜剧演员, 笔者
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Sadly, it's not from the party. It's from the next day.
My goddaughter turned 1, and there was a party for her at McDonald's. She is growing very fast and gets cuter by the minute.
She's so cute that I don't even mind showing you these photos of me grinning like an idiot while I stare at her. She's just great.
That movie was profoundlybad. In 81 minutes, there were about 3 chuckles. Other than that, it was horribly tedious, offensive, unfunny, and just generally sh*t.
The 'writer' was also the 'star' and 'director,' so if I run him over and crush his useless skull like a melon, I can probably get out in 5-10 years but will have killed all the pertinent offenders.
His name is Steve Oedekerk, and if he ever reads this, I'd just like to say "F@#$ you. You, your 'wit', and your film do more sucking t...Read more
How dead is it?
Theoretically, everyone has clothes that they (and/or most people) would consider acceptable/suitable for 'socializing.' What I mean is clothes that are not too formal, nor too informal. Something appropriate yet vaguely appealing to my rather skewed and stunted (are those hash brown options at Waffle House?) sense of fashion.
Well, jeansI have. In blue and black. So I'm halfway there.
I own khakis too, but I try not to socialize in them for fear of being charged with false ...Read more
I am finally over that horrid disease, whatever it was. But now it's gone, and there's no alimony involved, so I ought to count my blessings...
Thank you all for your encouragement and support. It meant a lot to me, even if I didn't say so at the time.
I am also grateful for your compliments on the video. It was fun recording the song, and fun making the video. As medicated as I was, almost anything would have been fun, but I still enjoyed myself a lot doing it.
Though I imagine my neighbors were ...Read more
This started as an MP3, then I decided it needed video.
Only because I couldn't figure out a way to make the MP3 available to people.
Besides, I had fun making the video.
I like it.
I hope you like it.
Happy 2nd birthday to www.alivenotdead.com, i.e. us. p.s.: Just because you're not in the video doesn't mean I am not grateful to you too.
As bad as I felt this week, I was not about to miss the return of one of my favorite Hong Kong directors to the screen. I saw the trailer for
I Corrupt All Cops at Filmart, and it looked good. Really good.
I mean good in a way that makes you say "But it's a Wong Jing movie... can it really be?"
A bit of trivia for you: he also produced The Way We Are, Ann Hui's f...Read more
I went to bed last night feeling pretty crap, but figured that I had turned the corner on this illness.
Turns out I had; when I woke up this morning I realized that during the night I took a hard right onto Sh*t St.
I woke up this morning feeling even worse than yesterday, so off to the doctor I went. Turns out I just have a bad cold, but I have to acknowledge it's a hell of a bad cold. My head feels like it will burst, my lungs are proffering copious amounts of stuff that I don't even want to describe, and my stomach is...Read more
I still feel like crap.
Tomorrow I think I will go see the doctor.
I kept thinking it would go away, but it keeps hanging around annoying me.
A description, I am sure, that some people I know would apply to me.
I doubt you would either.
Greatest non-parody porn title ever.
Okay, I've felt like sh*t all week from the smog, then yesterday I felt myself start coming down with what will most likely be the flu. I've been feverish and achy all day.
So I admit I am not my usual beacon of cheer...
But I notice sometimes that my best aspirations often come to naught, and the best results are often gotten unintentionally.
I have at times tried out jokes that I thought were hilarious, only to have them fall flat with the people I told them to. Conversely, there are times I simply rat...Read more
If we don't support the movies that deserve it, we get the movies that we deserve.
