What's Chinese for "Hold my beer, watch this!"?

Fuck Arthur Li. Politically appointed piece of shit.

I know way too many veterans not to share this. Please do the same.

800-273-8255 Veterans Suicide Hotline

Can someone better than me (i.e. anyone) make a GIF of Smokey the Bear teabagging #CheetoHitler?

The National Park Service turns out to have more guts than the House or Senate.

German golfers prove voter fraud? EPA data needs political approval? I concur with @fakedansavage: Impeach The Motherfxcker Already #ITMFA

1. This is our America. Thank you, CPL Mohammed.
2. Federal agencies are trolling the Toupee in Chief. I cannot thank them enough.

More like see you next Tuesday...

I wish I wasn't too dumb to make a "______ is liberal bullshit!" bot. I would like to think it would occasionally make a funny.

This.