Kung Hei Fat Choi! #NoSurpriseHere

Metallica supports #HongKongIndependence!!!

I knew he was a wanker.

None of my gay friends ever harassed me about how gayness is best, and how I need to be gay too. My Christian friends, on the other hand...

Joke's on you, clowns. And the rest of us, unfortunately.

Fxck #CheetohJesus.

No one is more surprised than me that I enjoyed this movie.

I was never into bondage. But he needed a hand.

I can no longer live this lie. My real job is being a character in Twilight fan fiction. My name is Erlach von Twinklebum.

Yeah, like that.