The pungent odor of mendacity.

My greatest challenge as an expat is trying to explain the baffling nightmare that is #CheetoJesus. https://t.co/01GqjCPK1b

I'm so white I'm practically clear. But back in the 80s, there was no bigger fan of Yo! MTV Raps! than me, as Stevie D. Donnelly can attest. But no matter how hard I tried, I could never master the Ed Lover Dance. So this one hits me hard.

Thanks to Ryan Finley for the heads up.

One country two systems? One nation, one party, one leader. I applaud him for speaking out.

The question now is, what do we do about it?

I think we're getting closer to the bass solo...

This amuses me almost inordinately. It was a nice way to start my morning, which, yes, occurred at 4 PM local time.

Evil foreigners : coming to cinemas 2017.

Because vans cost money. https://t.co/XtIdFxkshu

If you don't follow @relevantorgans , you're missing out.

Well, that's "Act in a scene with Andy Lau" off the wish list. I must never complain about anything ever again.