Listen, laugh, and learn less than nothing.

The real reason to fear the drums of war is because of what happens afterwards: the bass solo.

Why doesn't Twitter just link 'Promoted' to 'Block'? It would save me a few steps.

Go Heavy or go the f@#$ home.

Thanks to Daniel Mak, Raymond Hu, Derrick Fong and Scott Hui for including me in this project. It was a LOT of fun!

AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

I hate people

Click. Watch. Subscribe!!! If nothing else, you can see what videos are supposed to look like. Mine literally pale in comparison.

Usually 'wanton navigation' is a euphemism for something that happens during shore leave. #WorldsNextSuperPower

And please, no wonton jokes.

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"China says Nanjing more worthy of remembrance than Hiroshima."