Funny jok ( English version )

The funny jok in chinese i'v put up here few days ago was been translated by my friend Guohong...thank u so much bro !!! i dont know if it works in english , hope u will enjoy it ...

**Form a sentence using...

1. while

Student: I take off my shirt while wearing my pants

Teacher: So you want to wear your pants or take off your shirt?

1. one of

Student: One of my legs is broken.

Teacher: Are you a centipede?

1. one by one

Student: After work, my dad one by one returns home

Teacher: How many father do you have?

1. Sad ( which another Chinese pronouncation also means "hard to cross")

Student: The river in front of my house is sad. ( which suppose to

means hard to cross )

Teacher: I am more sad than the river now!

1. and

Student: My mother is fat and short and slim and tall.

Teacher: Your mother is a transformer?

1. you see

Student：You see you see, never see this before?

Teacher: Yea, never see such lousy sentence before.

1. taste good

Student: What taste good? Shit!

Teacher: Some things cannot be eaten.**