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Yung Yung Yu
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God bless Xu Xu!!!!

I have something to announce but please keep your calm. It happened to me when I first found out too. So here goes:

XUXU is a F-E-M-A-L-E

It's like.... I dunno... I have always been treating him... I mean her as a him and thinking of her as a him. It feels like finding out ur son turned out to be a daughter. I am kinda emotional but not in a bad way but definitely not in a good way neither.

That explains the crazy fight with Yai Yai. Xu Xu goes from a cute fat boy into a FAT pork chop? that's kinda hard to accept.... My God, Xu Xu, you are way too fat for a lady. No, you ARE an OVERLY FAT LADY. Imagining a fat bottomed lady pinning Ching Ling down is definitely not a pretty scene... Do you get what I mean? If an overweight guy pinning a slim guy down then we can call it bully but an totally overweighted fat bottomed lady pinning a totally slim guy down.....? Imagine a lady 3 times heavier than a guy pinning him down with her bottom...? O... My only comment? What a  poor Ching Ling..... T_T I feel ur pain little fellow.  Nevertheless, Xu Xu is insanely smart for a fat lady, yea...?But Xu Xu definitely needs to adjust her attitude....IF she ever wants to get married or mate for that matter. O... I am just shaking my head .... still... shaking.

But no matter what,  he's... oops... I mean she's still my most beloved hamster, the cutest fat hamster. Yet, Xu Xu I do need to time to adjust... Do you think you want to change your name to be more lady like? XaXa or XeXe or XiXi for example? Xu Xu is so macho....for a lady...

 

PS: That kinda explained her freaking out when Ching Ling entered her bath tub while she was taking a bath. Sorry, Xu Xu. I didn't know you were a lady. Didn't mean to be so insensitive

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that kinda explain her crazy fight with Yai Yai... Imagine 2 huge bottomed ladies face to face? Yikes..... You get what I mean, dun you?
16 年多 ago
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coz i accidently pressed on Ching Ling stomach near his thing and I saw something emerged.... I was shocked because I just realised Xu Xu doesn't have THAT thing. So, I picked Xu Xu up and tried pressing on HER thing and nothing came out.... so.... I am like.... Xu Xu YOU ARE A WOMAN!!!!! (and I almost fainted) but now that I look at her... she's still very very very cute despite her big bottom. :P
16 年多 ago
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I start to feel bad for Ching Ling each time Xu Xu get on top and he just get pressed flat under her stomach or when he is down with her single foot. It must be hard being a male hamster and having to go through this. I can only pray Ching Ling grow up healthy but I doubt he'd be anywhere as big as Xu Xu. On the other hand... Xu Xu can be a very healthy mother...:P
16 年多 ago

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Come with me on a journey of self discovery! Wanna know a hamster who talks with an attitude? Meet one on Xuxu's site: http://www.alivenotdead.com/Y3XuXu

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english, cantonese, mandarin, japanese, malay
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Hong Kong
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December 25, 2007