Cosmopolitan magazine

When you go to vegas, you feel like you gotta have some fun in your life. Hung out with sluts and talk about existientism and  how Dostoevsky’s Novel influence your life to get some ass. I love how sleezy it is. I got cosmopolitan magazine at the airport. Because Vegas scream SEX. Cosmo magazine, I never read. I usually read something more intellectual.  Such as The national enquirer, Dora the explore the magazine. Anyways Here’s the article.Topics1.Why Does men fart?2. Asparagus makes you horny.3.Asparagus makes your pee stinks.4. This...Read more

tired..

vegas

Going to Vegas. Getting married. Not. Relationships are overated. You just end up finding out that your wife complain about how you like to belly dance compulsively in the middle of dinner just because you feel like it. She used to call it”free spirit” now you are just old fart who has an issues. or  She used to cook food without zucchini cus you hate it but now all she cooks is zucchini. You even found thin sliced  zucchini in your wallet the other day next to Wamu credit card. ( now owned by JP Morgan BTW.) Moving on.   SEMA season has arrived. It’s ...Read more

Paper cut

I had a nightmare  about papercut. The actress from buffy the vampire Slayer kept on threaten me to give me a paper cut. Not even a main bitch.Sarah Michelle Geller. Micchelle Trachen”I should be on spin off on this show”berg. How lame. I need  have all star cast in my dream at least. I just paid for SAG.  I should be fighting with someone who has chest hair and accent. Like Mel Gibson. I want to wear my Greek outfit. I was wearing culinary school outfit in my nightmare and screaming like a bitch. That’s not ok. (Stop reading if you are not Christi...Read more

Obama for prez

One thing I admire about this country is “patriotism.”  In Japan, we have  prime ministers.  Also, we have an emperor. (Tennou Heika.) That’s the highest position. I like how this country really”unite” and talk about politics, turn into news for debates. We all have hope. We all hope he can change. We have freedom of speech. That’s the other great quality we have here. But lately,  we are going too far. I don’t care if someone think my ears are too small. I will live with it. But there was so many post by a individual leaving rude comments tow...Read more

She’s all that and bag of chips

I watch movie “she’s all that.”  I liked it. So sugary. I hope someone did take me on a prom date like that. But back home we dont have a prom. We were just trained to be a ninja. Do you have any cheesy movie you like? I like “16 candles”and “Pretty woman.”In real life,  a hooker stay as a hooker,a nerd stay as a nerd though. Richard Gere will never show up in your front door in limo with gerbil up in his ass. Real life is not so romantic. It’s better that way. I would puke if someone pick me up in white limo wearing tux. That...Read more

walk scared 14 29 30 My day 10 25 Dad bday.

We fail everyday, walk scared.  As long as we have faith,  we can sink under the water like Peter did. Walk At least we try.I ate pumpkin pocky today. I like everything pumpkin. I want my pumpkin soup with onion I had in Japan. It was not so thick, it was very good. oishii. I love Ramen!( oh but becareful with instant ramen. 500,000 package of instant ramen have been recalled  due tue contamination of paradichlorobenzene…)  Since my girl work at boba place by my house, I get enough suger. I found myself waltzing ar...Read more

No shower allowed.

I was doing my dishes. I don’t hire cleaning ladies anymore, I do my own. My pots and dishes seemed to have so much fun.  They were floating in the hot water in the bubbles. I just got my bath tub culked so I CAN’T TAKE SHOWER FOR OVER NIGHT. When someone tells me I can’t, I want to.It’s just my nature. Next thing you know, my tea cup was telling me” Aiko, c’mon jump in. it feels so good in here. You are missing out. I mean, why do you even take shower. Here, you have fridge for cold water, coffee cake,  and roast chicken if you are bored....Read more

inspi(red) ramen(red)

I saw the play by Beethoven.oh wow. This blog was like a month ago.so, I forgot. but his life was inspirational and my fans prolly dont give a fuck bout this and I will prolly get no comments so I should just write nonsense stuff here. poop. pooping. okasa`n. genki? ichini. annnyo? hontoni? yada? hahahaha okashiihitone. mattaku bakajyan. haha. 

Hairspray I am gay

Noone wanted to take my “Hairspray” DVD I got as a gift so I decided to watch it…man….I hate to admit…This movie was very good. Inspirational. Chunky cute kid, having dream to be a star, despite her appearance. and she become one. I liked it. It is cool to be emo….I was writing this blog 3 days ago and I left. I’m back. anyways, this movie was good. I loved it. please watch. I missed you guys.Did you miss me?You better.